The love life of Brits

Published Tue 07 April 2009 00:19 (+1200)

I think if I felt like this about my recent post-nuptial ceremonies:

From Ed, Hemel Hempstead, via text on 81111: “I'm laying [sic] in the marital bed of my honeymoon suite the night after my wedding and I can honestly say I'm more excited about today's race than yesterday's events.”

I'd probably keep my bloody mouth shut.